Planning to buy a bouquet of flowers and jewelry for Valentine’s Day? Not the best gift to get, according to the Chiefs. No, they think you should sent KC Wolf to a surprise visit this weekend and on Valentine’s Day. Here is what you get:
• A surprise visit to your sweetheart’s home or office
• One Red Rose
• Heart shaped box of chocolates
• Autographed picture of KC Wolf
• KC Chiefs Team Yearbook
• KC Chiefs Hat (Lamar Hunt/ Chiefs AFL cap)
• KC Wolf Children’s Book or KC Chiefs Cheerleader Calendar
It’s certainly a unique gift to get that special person in your life. I have to wonder if sending another man — albeit one with fur and really, really ugly pants — as your wife or girlfriend’s surprise gift will pay off for you. Though the “Twilight” movies seem to be a big hit and KC Wolf could be your way of sending a poor man’s version of that werewolf kid.
The one thing the Chiefs don’t mention is that KC Wolf is also quite the crime fighter. Don’t you remember when he helped take out an idiot fan that ran onto the field at Arrowhead? Not sure if that makes him any better as a gift to give, but it can’t hurt.